Here's a crappy poem I ended up scrawling in my notebook today in science class. My friends have told me it's funny, so I decided to post it here.
The subject science is one I adore,
But my physical science teacher is such a bore.
As I fall asleep in his class,
I can't help but think he's such an ass.
For giving us surprise quizzes that have to do with math,
And yelling at any kid in his path.
Please, oh please, don't let me fail,
Cause' if I do my parents will go off the rail.
Say goodbye to my iPod, cell phone, computer, and TV,
Now it's just studying for me…
What do you think?